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Did You Know Spaghetti Straps are Sinful?
Girl Wearing “Sinful” Spaghetti Straps When people think of Christian fundamentalism they most often think of the fundamentalism found in Evangelicalism and the Independent Fundamentalist Baptist (IFB)...
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Dear Unmarried Woman: Are You an Appetizer or a Dessert?
Bethany Jett Just when I think I’ve heard all there is to hear from Evangelicals about sex, purity, and the like, someone will write or say something that I have not heard before. In other words, not...
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Fifty Shades of Grey: Does Erotica Harm Women?
According to Paula Hendricks, reading or looking at erotica like Fifty Shades of Grey harms women, especially single women. Hendricks writes: So you don’t have the love (and sex!) you want. Does that...
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Jesus is the Answer for Boy-Crazy Teen Girls
In another installment in the Jesus is the Answer for Everything story, mama-hen Jennifer Case Cortez lets teen girls know that Jesus is the answer for their evolutionary, hormone driven desire for...
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Thou Shalt Not Touch: The Six Inch Rule
Imagine for a moment, that you are sitting in the pew of an Independent Fundamentalist Baptist (IFB) church. You are 16 years old and sitting next to you is your 17-year-old girlfriend. Like normal...
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Hey Girlfriend, When You Feel Tempted to Hug Your Boyfriend…
Hey Girlfriend, when you feel tempted to hug your boyfriend, hug your dad, brother, sister, or an old lady in the church. Nothing quenches sexual desire like hugging a male family member or ancient...
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Anne Reed thinks Craving a Milky Way is the Same as a Gay Man Craving Sexual...
Snark Ahead. You’ve Been Warned! Anne Reed is a staff writer for the American Family Association (AFA). AFA is a fundamentalist Christian ministry started in 1977 by Methodist minister Don Wildmon....
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Pastor Bob Gray Sr. Pines for the 1950’s
Last year, Bob Gray Sr., retired pastor of Longview Baptist Temple in Longview, Texas, took to his blog pulpit to whine and complain about church women no longer obeying Deuteronomy 22:5: The woman...
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Rebecca Davis Worried About Her Lustful Four Year Old Ogling A Woman Wearing...
Hannah Davis, 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit ModelRebecca Davis works for the American Family Association (AFA). She is the assistant editor of The Stand, the official whine and outrage newsletter of...
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One Millions Moms Says a Boy is a Boy Even if She is a Girl
One Millions Moms (OMM), the outrage wing of the American Family Association, issued an action alert today condemning the Girl Scouts’ policy on transgender youth. The action alert states: A new Girl...
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Dear Kristen Welch, How to Make Sure Your Teen Age Son Can’t Handle His...
Kristen Welch, author of Rhinestone Jesus: Saying Yes to Jesus When Sparkly, Safe Faith is No Longer Enough and Don’t Make Me Come Up There: Quiet Moments For Busy Moms, recently wrote a blog post...
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Beecher Proch Blames Girls for Boys Being Visually Attracted to Girls
Beecher Proch Snark ahead. Girl and woman used interchangeably. The shaming of the fairer sex by a Christian fundamentalist is on public display at Girl Defined: Getting Back to God’s Design. Today’s...
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Fundy World Tales Part 9
Freshman class, Midwestern Baptist College, Pontiac, Michigan 1976 Most of the single students at Midwestern Baptist College lived in the dormitory. Most of the students came from Independent...
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Three Failed Ways Evangelicals Deal with Gay Church Members
First Conservative Baptist Church, Jacksonville, Florida. Gene Youngblood, pastor. According to the dictionary, a homosexual is someone who is attracted to a person of the same sex. Homosexuality is...
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Mark and Jill Herringshaw: A Prayer Against Creeping Atheism
CAD Monkey Cartoons Recently, Mark and Jill Herringshaw wrote a post for Beliefnet titled, A Prayer Against Creeping Atheism. In the post, the Herringshaws express concern over what they see as...
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How Evangelical Pastors and Church Members Can Overcome Their Porn-Watching...
According to an upcoming study by the Barna Group titled The Porn Phenomenon, Christian pastors have a porn problem. While the full study will not be released until April 2016, Barna president David...
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Slut-Shaming Unmarried Pregnant Baptist Women
It is commonly believed by most Independent Fundamentalist Baptist (IFB) church members that unmarried members are virgins and that they do not masturbate or have lustful thoughts. Listening to...
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Letter to the Editor: Evangelical Hysteria Over Transgender Bathroom Use
This cartoon correctly shows how many Evangelicals perceive the Transgender/bathroom issue. Their perceptions, however, are categorically wrong. Letter to the Editor submitted to The Bryan Times on...
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The Sounds of Fundamentalism: OMG! This Man is Looking at Porn by Dawn Hawkins
This is the fifty-first installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous,...
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Charisma Denounces Incest, Ignoring God-Approved Incestuous Relationships in...
Biblical Marriage, God’s Unchanging Moral Standard According to Jessilyn Justice, a writer for Charisma News, the United States is facing a perversion tsunami. Several weeks ago, the Daily Mail...
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